Check Please
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Much like the backflip and diving behind The Bar, calling out for the "Check, please!" is a drama avoidance technique. It originates from an attempt to leave a dining table after Chuck declared to Warswick, "Chris, I am so much better than you."
It is generally considered to be the most polite way to escape drama, although it is also quite possibly the slowest.
Example:
> > > Hey, did you bang that whore I saw you with last night? > > > > That was my daughter, assface. > > Well, did you bang her? Umm... Check, please! -DPB
