Manifesto

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Originally written by Erik. The current version reads as follows:

 Okay, right after Chuck stops talking about his dick,
 Mike K stops being arrogant, and Mike King stops working for the robot
 overlods. Then when JE loves his job, Jameel forgets how to backflip, Fred
 votes republican, Chad starts making sense, and D gets learns to use a
 spellchecker. Then right after that, you and Don stop using DPB to
 have sibling arguments, then Karl forgets where the dictionary is while
 Muffin stops caring if he uses it, Art Laura will post regularly,
 Math Laura will make up her goddamned mind, BFE will go back to
 the kitchen, the Lees will switch bodies, Nick will start posting again,
 the trumpet wil sound and the angel will open the seventh seal and
 right after that I'll let you tell me what I can and can't post to
 bullcrap. Deal?

Nominally, the Manifesto is addressed to Dale.

[edit] History

The original content of the Manifesto was posted on August 22nd, 2001 by Erik in response to Dale. The content was:

 Okay, right after Chuck stops talking about this dick, Mike K stops being
 paranoid, and M King stops liking godzilla. Then when JE, Jameel, and Fred
 cease bitterness, and Matt, Chad and Eternal Fish start making sense. Then
 right after that, you and Don stop using DPB to have sibling arguments, then
 Karl stops compaining about people forgetting he exists, and Janet stops
 turning my stomach with her wife thing, the Lees will switch bodies, Nick
 will stop being a prig, the trumpet wil sound and the angel will open the
 seventh seal and right after that I'll let you tell me what I can and can't
 post to bullcrap. Deal?

It was Jameel who replied:

 This needs to be the DPB manifesto. Adam, make it be on the DPB home page!

And thus, the Manifesto was born.

The content was originally in a posted reply to Dale, by Erik. The content was taken as the Manifesto and has since been revised several times.