Jameel
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- Name: H. Jameel al Khafiz
- Aka: MegaBee
- Birthdate: December 22nd, 1970
- Base of Operations: Slackhaus
- Member Since: June 21st, 2000
- Reading Preference: Individual emails in gmail
- Unique Signature: Name followed by optional epigram
- Up Against The Powers Power: Emotion gathering, former Avatar of Bitterness
- Clone Brother: FZ!
Jameel knows everything about comics. Don't believe me? Try him. He knows everything.
He also has deep pockets in which he would like to carry the Pocket Girls. He's the creator of the first variant of the 5 in-joke and likes to walk. A lot. He's got this unholy obession with walking. And eating. And white women.
He also backflips. And has adventures. And lifts weights... a lot.
Jameel refuses to use message mark-ups in his posts.
According to OKCupid, he's very nearly an alternate version of Stu.
Quotes: "Suddenly, I'm behind the bar, with a mimosa in hand, sitting on top of the Genesis Device, in the middle of a sculpted FIREBALL, and the whole thing's backflipping."
- --H. Jameel al Khafiz
"Sometimes, herpes rolls a 20."
- --H. Jameel al Khafiz
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[edit] Jameel and TEH FUNNEY
Jameel tends to find things like flash animations funny long after others have ceased to find them amusing. He's also been known to repeat funny things much to the consternation of some. DPB produces humor at a rate sufficient to keep him nearly constantly amused.
As of this writing, he still laughs at All Your Base jokes.
[edit] Jameel's Items of Power
- The Rowan Scarf (provides crazy warmth, immunity to vorpal bunnies)
- A Winnie the Pooh flannel sheet that provides bonus to Will saves against LONELY and protection from ghosts via hug translocation)
- Chuck Armor (Hawaiian shirt that provides defensive Charisma bonus)
[edit] Jameel's Soundtrack
Jameel's Soundtrack is a project that was begun on accident. Seeking to create an eclectic collection of music to burn onto an audio CD, Jameel inadverdently created a CD of which he never tires. Some determined tweaking produced a CD that he can listen to indefinitely even as it takes him on a tour of his emotional landscape. The second CD was created as mood music for a superhero RPG; Jameel ended up liking it so much that he added it as an adrenaline-charged bonus CD. Though the list is a bit dated, he still listens to it because it is filled with awesome.
[edit] Disc One (The Best Kobold In the World)
- "Once a man!"
- Green Day - Boulevard of Broken Dreams
- Sepultura - Black Steel In the Hour Of Chaos
- Mr 44 - Rez Fear (Arrakis:Giga) OC Remix
- 311 - Love Song
- a perfect circle - People Are People
- a perfect circle - Hollow (Constantly Consuming Mix)
- Johnny Cash - Hurt
- Korn - Alone I Break
- No Doubt - It's My Life
- Ozzy Osbourne & Type O Negative - Pictures of Matchstick Man
- Heft - Crack Baby
- Substance D - Unsaid
- "All you motherfuckers are gonna pay"
- Ultraspank - 5 (Conan Sample version)
- a perfect circle - Pet
- Dido - White Flag
- The Kleptones - Question
- Linkin Park - My<Dsmbr (Micky P. featuring Kelli Ali)
[edit] Disc Two (Boom Tube)
- Substance D - Unsaid
- a perfect circle - Counting Bodies Like Sheep To the Rhythm Of the War Drums
- Limp Bizkit - Rollin' (Air Raid Vehicle)
- Ultraspank - 5 (Conan Sample version)
- Iced Earth - My Own Savior
- The Smashing Pumpkins - The End Is the Beginning Is the End
- Linkin Park - Wth<You
- Linkin Park - Session
- DJ Soul Slinger - God Is a Lobster
- Mindless Self Indulgence - Bitches (mu-ziq Mix)
- Porl King - Rock Around the Clock
- Hawaii 5-0 (Chemical Emission mix)
- Toshiro Masuda - Raikiri (Thunder Break)
- Banya - Vook
- De-Sire - Healing Vision
- Captain Jack - My Generation (Fat Beat Mix)
- Mindless Self Indulgence - Bitches (Kid Rock's Cock Rock Remix)
- 270 - Paranoia Survivor
- 290 - Paranoia Survivor Max
- MM - Wonda (Speed K Mix)
- Crystal Aliens - Sexy Planet (Remix)
- STM200 - Paranoia Eternal
- 2MB - Healing Vision (Angelic Mix)
